Tiểu ?iệu Thục Nữ----------------------------------------------------------------------Qu?n Tử H?o Cầu

HỒNG NHAN---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BẠC PHẬN

Người Đi Một Nữa Hồn T?i Mất---------------------------------------Một Nữa Hồn T?i Bỗng Dại Khờ

SANH NGHỀ--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TỬ NGHIỆP

Trước Sau N?o Th?y B?ng Người-------------------------Hoa Đ?o Năm Trước C?n Cười Gi? Đ?ng

THƯ TRUNG HỮU NỮ NHAN NHƯ NGỌC

Thế Thượng Th? Tồn Phu Vĩnh Biệt----------------------------Dương Gian Tử Tại Phụ H? Phương

GẶP RẮN ĐI-GẶP QUI VỀ

Nh?n Sanh Tự Cỗ Th?y V? Tử--------------------------------Lưu Thủ Đan T?m Chiếu H?ng Thanh

THI?N HỌC LỄ-HẬU HỌC VĂN

D? Tr?ng Xe C?t Biển Đ?ng---------------------------------Xe Ho?i M? Chẳng N?n C?ng C?ng D

Hữu Duy?n Thi?n L? Năng Tương Ngộ----------------------V? Duy?n Đối Diện Bất Tương Ph?ng

Rượu Ngon Kh?ng C? Bạn Hiền-----------------Kh?ng Mua Kh?ng Phải Kh?ng Tiền Kh?ng Mua

T?NH CẢM SAU KHI ỔN ĐỊNH TH? SẼ TRỞ TH?NH B?NH ĐẠM

Gnothi Seauton

All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I should have been more specific

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud

"Always do what you are afraid to do." --Emerson

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." -- Samuel Goldwyn

A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

"The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." -- Sean O'Casey

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know. So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

A hard man is good to find...I mean a good man is hard to find.

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!

Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)

Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Part-time musicians are semiconductors.

You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.

If a raincoat is still a coat, and a cell phone is still a phone, why isn't a dwarf planet a planet?

Open your umbrella before you get wet

Once uttered, words run faster than horses.

No one sits still when the next house burns.

He is one inch good, one foot evil.

In wealth, many friends, in poverty, not even relatives.

Don't go down another's fall.

No branch is better than its trunk.

Water far off puts no fire at home

Even thief takes ten years to learn his trade.

Ill-won money never sticks.

The loud noice often wins the quarrel.

Don't call the doctor after the funeral.

The nail that raises its head is hammered down.

You can change you clothes, not your character.

Smaller the man, bigger the anger.

Keep fences even between friends.

A dilligent ant undermines the moat.

Over-loving turns to over-hating.

You can work in dirt and lead a clean life.

No medicine cures stupidity.

Don't try to wash out blood with blood.

Don't judge the tree 'till you see the fruit.

Wisdom is one treasure no robber can touch.

Don't watch a bonfire in a straw coat.

Better cover the fish than chase the cat.

You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube.

Don't scratch your shoe when your foot itches.

Honey in his mouth, hate in his heart.

The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.

Most men forget God all day and ask Him to remember them at night.

Sorrows looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up.

Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person.

The trouble with the guy who talks too fast is that he often says something he hasn't thought of yet.

A minute of thought is worth more than an hour of talk.

What counts is not the number of hours you put in but what you put into the hours.

If you don't want the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard.

The art of being a good guest is know when to leave.

You can easily determine the caliber of a person by the amount of opposition it takes to discourage him.